I have a sore throat, and in a sweet attempt to make me feel better, my - mostly - delightful roommate offered me her cough drops that supposedly work magic. Except I’m on the second one, and both times all they’ve done is make my tongue go numb. Or whichever part of my mouth this candy touches. Starting to consider poison.

Sometimes it’s just easier to be myself when I don’t know the people around me.

I wish I was one of those super sensual girls who’s skinny, tattooed, and all the boys wanted. 

Okay. I’m over being honest now.